two tickets to stank town

batreaux:

movin’ in for the kiss and realizing your crush lacks corporeal form, FML

(Source: blameaspartame)

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richwhitelesbian:

gimme all the dollars you have. give them to me. im not robbing you i’m asking please give me your dollars

(Source: melodykalypso)

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snoopdong:

snoopdong:

snoopdong:

snoopdong:

ATTENTION EVERYBODY

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

ROBOTS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD

OUR WORLD

(Source: bpearson)

iphone420:

if you dont cry while doing planks you must be a superhuman or something

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